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Oh, everybody, hello, hello, hello. This is Nuno Grushnansky, or Grushnansky, or whatever you want to call me, with the lovely, lovely, lovely artesian-like lighthouse version of Burning Body Bath, recorded today on the Book Port Plus by the American Painting House for the Blind at MP3, 64 kilobits per second, 44.1 kilohertz model. Recorded today, this is, oh no, Monday, December the 28th, 2020. That is 1-2-2-8-2-0-2-0. And today, we're gonna close this door, this bathroom door, and I'm gonna place this player on this side of the sink here, and we are going to be burning body bath. Now, I put a bar of Irish Spring into my bottle. There's a bottle of it. What I'm gonna do now is I'm gonna turn on the water to get this tub filled up here. There it goes. I'm gonna flush my bottle. Get this soap out of my butt. Oh! Yes! No! Oh, I'm bored with the toilet. I'm bored with the toilet. Damn it! Let's turn up the water, too. There's no question about it, I'm gonna reach into the dish. I'm gonna pull, reach and find it. There it is. I'm gonna flush this toilet. I'm gonna let it river down. There we go. Bar's clean. I just held it where the water sprays out at the front of the bowl and cleaned off my soap bar. It's convenient. Just wash this bar. Bar's clean out of my butt. It's a good bar to use today. Here we go. Oh, it smells like my butt. I don't know if you have the water right. All right, guys, what I'm gonna do. Oh my God, this bar smells like my butt. Oh my God. What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna take it and put it right out, it's going back into my butt. There's soap. Oh, don't worry. All right, guys, you see it's starting to get back in my butt. Yes, my hands are like that, it's tough. All right, now, what I've got here is a bag. A lavender epsom soap. A couple of them. Just gonna hold it in front of my soap bar. I'm gonna stop. Wash some of this in the tub here. I guess. Close it back up, rinse my hands off. Put this on very low. It's bubbling in my butt. Dang it. Now what I gotta do, this is bubbling up in my butt. Soap. I gotta wash. Got the bar in my butt. All right, guys, now, let's just try it again. Oh man, this time I was able to catch the bar when it went in my toilet in my butt. Gonna rinse this bar off, man, it smells like my butt. There we go. Oh, it still smells like my butt. All right, I just closed the faucet in here. I'll just put this, put this bar on the top of the tub here and right there. I'll just rub this soap on my head and my face if it's in my butt. Oh man. Let's just try one more. All right, guys, what I'm gonna do now. God, I can feel this warm, gushy soap substance in my butt. Put my foot in, put my foot in. Oh my God. Oh my God. Let's see. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my Jesus. Oh my God. Oh my God. I feel a burning. I do. I feel a burning. I feel a burning. I need to get out of my butt. Oh God. I need to get out of my butt. Just sit down. Just sit down. Oh my God. I shouldn't be putting soap in my butt. Grab this mixture shampoo bottle. Tea gel. Pantene Dove Body Polish. And Herbal Essence. Shampoos. It's in a tea gel-enhanced bottle. And it's got some menthol crystals. And it's got a can of ingredient essential oils. It's at www.C-A-M-B-E-N-G-R-E-Y-dot-C-O-M-dot-com. I know I told you this story a million times before. There's many ingredients in hair care products. Like vitamin C's. I scrub behind my ears. Like vitamin C's. I scrub behind my ears. That do absolutely zero benefits for your hair. Yet there are many hair care products on the market. And I don't really understand. At first I thought it was money. But then I realized, well that wouldn't make any sense. Because if it doesn't do anything for you, why buy it? But then again, I get the fact that you use it for other things. You know, such an oil that some people use. You know what? Shampoo and soap. It's broken over here. There's more amazing stuff in my butt there. Oh, my butt now. Oh, it feels weird. Methylation in my butthole. Take that out. Take that out. Take that out. Take that out. I'm going to put my body back in the warm water. Warm water. Put my feet up on this ledge here and relax. Oh, yummy. I might be back out in the water. Oh, I got it. I got it. I got it. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. I feel like I'm in heaven. Oh, I need a sweater. I need a sweater. Get down. Don't think so. Don't think so. Don't think so. Oh, I need a sweater. Oh, my goodness. Oh, I need a sweater. Oh, my goodness. Good-bye. Oh, my goodness. Oh, I need a sweater. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. Good-bye. Oh, I need a sweater. Oh, my goodness. Don't think so. reason to be that way. Oh, I need a sweater. Don't think so. Why? That's what I'm going to say. reason to be that way. Oh, I need a sweater. Don't think so. Why?  That's what I'm going to say. Get out of here. Get out of here. I'm going to grab this Irish Spray for all this butt water. I'm just going to rinse it off with hot water. That smells like Irish Spray now. No more butt water. Alright. Let's go. Alright. Yeah. Alright. Man, I can still smell my butt with this water. It's soaked through the water. I'm going to open up my butt. Always do your feet too. Alright. I can still smell my butt with this water. I scrubbed my right arm with it. I'm burping and belching. I scrubbed my right tit with it. That's why I don't smell, I just don't pee. Alright. I scrubbed my neck line with this butt water. I scrubbed my neck pit with it. That's why I don't smell, I just don't pee. Oh my God. I smell my butt with this water. God. Alright. There it is. I'm going to rinse it off. It kind of still smells like my butt. But whatever. That's what it is. Let's rub this. Let's do this stuff. Rest. I can't make a face. Yeah, I'll use my soap on your hair. You're right, you don't. Because if you create a film, it can be difficult to remove from your hair. I'm going to turn on this shower now. Start scrubbing my body clean. Get in here. Put a little bit on this side. On this side. Put a little more on here. Come on, get out of here. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh God. I smell my butt. Good God. Good God. Oh my God. Let's scrub that right here. Let's scrub that. I'm scrubbing that pimple. I can smell it. It smells good. I got pimples on my body now. I got pimples. I'm scrubbing my body. I got all these tiny, big lines. Look at that. Look at that. I'm getting those pimples. I'm getting pimples. I don't want to smell it. I don't want to smell it. I just want to get a little bit of towel. A little bit of towel. Went to take a shower. I'm proud of what I've accomplished. I never missed a chance to get that face off when I was younger. And keep your eyes shut. First thing I did was wet my own butt bowl and show it to the camera. Oh my god. I don't want to waste this drink. Except that my neck was never a good place. Oh my god. Oh my god. Man, that butt bath was good. You couldn't even find it. You're just using a bar of soap as your suppository. And then you're using it as a soap on your body and you couldn't get washed. Which is great, isn't it? That's why I got that face. I have a sensation of finding my way to the toilet. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'll put this thing down on the floor. This thing, this towel down on the floor. Grab me the Oriental Spice. Six wipes on the left pit there. One, two, three, four, five, six. Six wipes on the right pit. One, two, three, four, five, six. Shut the door. Open the door. Oh my god. Here, it's on. I've told you this story a million times before. You know, my friend, my manager said, can you give me that? And I said, no. And then he said, you might want to put that on your wall for me. Well, of course I found out later in the day. I'm just trying to get me to join this super event. To get involved in this super event. That was disgusting. I'm going to shut it down. I really don't want to. It's not the underwear band. That's my runway. 194 pound big beer belly. I was checking right in there. I've told you this story a million times before, too. I put many things on there. Shirts, shorts, underpants, wet pants, jean shirts, socks. I put a pair of jean shorts on a little farm in a buckwheat. I was a Russian. I was a telemarketer. I jumped out of my clothes, back in my clothes. My dick, cock, schlag, potluck, penis, pecker, ding dong, dong ding. Wiener, weenie, weenis, ding dong ding, ee ding er. Schlag, hot dog, johnson, penis, pecker, ding dong, dong ding. Bowling pin, rolling pin. Oh, whip, whip. Baseball bat with two balls. Thank you, Magic Con, from Texas. Rolling pin. Pussy powder, gasoline hose. Everything else was in the wrong spot. You put it in your wallet, in your phone, in your pocket when you're facing your butthole. It's complicated, because every time you take that phone in your wallet, it's a loan. And you're facing your butthole in your pocket. Your body doesn't flex in that manner. And your pants were always falling down. That's when they got together at the dentist's house. It's been in Texas. They quickly turned that around, and the pants were fine. I'll tell you, one time I put a bunch of menthol in the bathtub once, like a big handful, a double handful. I filled up both my fingers with menthol bombs and everything. I tell you, it was the most weirdest sensation. I felt cold, but then at the same time I felt hot. And the hotter the water got, the colder the menthol got. My heart was racing. But the colder I got, the hotter I got. You know, like I'd sweat in the tub. The colder my body would feel, but I could still feel myself being hot. Well, the worst was when I stood up to clean my body off and to get out of the tub. I felt so cold I could hardly move. I was frozen. I nearly felt frozen. Yet my body, when I feel my hand and whatnot on my face, I felt really hot. And menthol, I guess, there's no real way to remove it from your body. It absorbs through your skin. And there's no way to remove it. You just have to let it flow through you. And eventually it'll disappear. And then you actually feel real warm afterwards. Sometimes you do, anyway. The tub keeps dripping again. I don't know why. The milk in the cow's udder, you squeeze it and it'll drip down and she squirts. All right. Anyhow, we are done. My bluehills.io diffuser. That's b-l-u-e-h-i-l-l-s.io diffuser. That tub's poppin' again. Has the rose sent in it from Amazon. So anyhow, this is Neal Krasinski or Gronski or whatever you want to call me with a lovely, lovely, lovely artisan-like lake house version of Burning Body Bath. Laying on his left side, saying goodbye, and please bathe extremely, extremely well.